1. TBS - TOTAL BODY SHUT DOWN
2. HILL INDUCED BUTT CRAMPS
3. I HURT MYSELF VACUUMING
4. I AM SEEING STARS
5. I AM NOT FEELING IT
6. PRAIRIE DOGGING
7. THE TAPE DISPENSER CUT ME
8. MY THIGHS ARE CHAFING
9. MY LEGS ARE SHOT
10. I MIGHT HAVE WALKING PNEUMONIA
11. I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND EMBARRASS MYSELF
12. MY ANKLES ARE LOCKED UP
13. I FELL OUT OF MY CAR
14. MY BUTT IS GOING TO EXPLODE
15. I HAVE GRAPEFRUITS IN MY LEGS
16. I MIGHT HAVE CANCER
17. VIRAL MOUTH DISEASE
18. I HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS
19. I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS